Hello father from another universe! I am Joel Barnes!

Well, well, well. Figured out the important bit. Only took four cards *embarrased* or more accuratly not throwing away the important bit. Now to find the rock, not Dwayne.

Glorious! I did cheat a little mostly because you said not to, which implied cheating was definitely on the table. Plus, you clearly said programmers couldn't cheat...and while I do have a degree in computer science, I don't program for a living, and I only know dead languages like Latin and Pascal. So, really, I wasn't the target audience. Plus to be fair, I really tried...I did get a bit of a late start, as firstly, I didn't open it until the 26th, and secondly, my coffee was half Bailey's, and thridly I thought I might be able to find the answer in Cyberpunk (I may have gaming issues...some would argue if I'm playing Cyberpunk at all I have gaming (and other (like nesting parenthesis (they really drove home parenthesis in my Pascal (which honestly these days is not programming) classes)) issues), and fourthly I get a bit carried away when making lists. So there is the Cyberpunk which panders to my completeness issues...then there is the dog. The dog...barking, whining, licking, howling, singing...telling me to...do things. The walks...so many walks. And you may not know it, but it's cold here...like, below 60 degrees. Sure, she doesn't care...she won't be reasoned with. "I have to poop" she says. "I need to message my friends" she says. "I need to bark at random objects" she insists. So there's that. And the sleep. I mean, age is not kind and sleep seems to have become a more insistent part of my life...especially since I stay up until 1am still, and the furry overlord won't let me sleep in. And if that isn't enough, it has recently come to my attention again that I am fat, and should probably move more, so an almost non-zero portion of my limited waking time is spent trying to trick my body into thinking I'm 'active'. So I guess my underlying point is that my time is very very very limited, and Keynes would thus have us believe, very very very valuable (assuming there is some demand...which may not be a great assumption). So it's not like I have time to play frivolous games (Cyberpunk is very unfrivolous) or write long winded guest book entries just to see if there might be some kind of character limit. In spite of this, both I and my better part did scour every corner of your site here with its copious wikipedia and swedish links (until now, I thought the latter to be some form of bland fish sausage), and odd chicken footprints which google thinks is full of information about cowboys and godzilla. Anyways...it's almost sleepy time and I still need to clear all the remaining crimes in the city center by murdering everyone I see with my chooms using my elite hacking skills which consist of being able to pick out patterns of 2 digit hexadecimal numbers, just like real hacking. I was informed I should tell you what a good job was done, and that a good time was had by all, and that I definitely was able to rationalize devising the solution in a non-standard method.

Just wanted to pop in, and apologize for burning down the house so much. No but Seriously this website is amazingly fun, and funny cant wait to receive my box. I Love you all very much!!! Thank you for sharing this wonderful project! <3

We did it the long way and the short way and loved the whole way! What a amazing gift!

Still working on one puzzle but eagle ears listened to the lock while he fiddled with it. We solved 2 puzzles but before we were halfway done with Finding the Doctor he got it open.

This was AWESOME!!! You all did some GREAT work on this! I want to talk about how I solved it, but I don't want to give anybody else hints - sorry guys! A LOT of fun!

Ba Humbug I just cut the lock off. Mwah ha ha P.S. Family still working on it 🙂